Bombs Defused With Tongue-Speaking

I speak in tongues when I upset with my wife:
Ooshanah alekina herekena hootah....!!!

I can defuse a bomb ticking in my belly
Absolutely without uttering an abusing word.
And the chain of absolutely nonsense words
Usually ends up making her smile.
So I can defuse a bomb ticking in her, too.

Stupidity is sometimes extremely useful
Because it can often soften the tight air around us...